Our theory follows the same logic, except barren lands here signifies bratts. Barren lands(read Bratts) get the best contractors(great females), and if he is a corner plot(has the health, wealth and has this uselessly silly cool guy attitude) he is more sort after.
According to our theory the easiest way for a guy to get a girl friend is to be a barren land, or if he already has a home built,he has to pretend to be a barren land, hence in the process attracting good contractors.
Barren lands are categorised into:
- Toxic Dump
- Rocky land
- Normal barren land
If a guy is a toxic dump(completely useless) he may put off the females, but that doesnt discard his chances.
A rocky land is hard work and hence more the chances. (Girls looking for little work many not prefer this type)
Normal barren land is easy work and has the highest probability of getting a good contractor.
For a built home pretending to be a barren land, its a risky proposition cause if the contractor finds out the true shape and colour she may cancel the contract which inturn increases the chances of a built home becoming a Ghost house. So timing is a key factor in this issue, the guy has to time his stage releases perfectly in order to make her believe it is all her work.
The next chapter will talk about half built homes and the concept of renovators.
5 comments:
sounds goofy! one question - why is a gal called a 'contractor'. why not a buyer? am sure she isn't going to develop it and give it to someone else?!
yeah they ought to be the "barren land" instead. Checked the real estate prices in blore lately?
rename the name of the blog title to "civil engineer desperately in need of a lay" :D
@kk good question, but buyers buy built homes where as contractors built the home, well you mentioned a loop hole in the theory i should probably state that a contrator keeps the house she builds, or atleast thats what is expected...
@Harish: probably my next blog will be named that if my plight goes on like this for some more time....
Good work da . You presented our discussion in a very good and disciplined manner . Looking forward for the next chapter "half - bulit homes" . Give some examples as well , so that the concept is perfectly understood .
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